Take advantage of the power of the magic potion from the cauldron of the fierce and irrepressible sea god Gymir in its most concentrated form as practical softgel capsules and equal this giant of the seas in strength, health and invulnerability.
: 200 Softgels
: Omega 3
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"Our strength is the axe for the frozen sea in us". Remember these words. I have many names. The weak scream it in death, the strong lift their potion in my name. I am Ymir's sex, I emerged from the eternal ice. Hrimthuse, ice giant, tremble if you hear my name. I am Gymir, the master of the sea and the unbridled waves. My brothers are Logi, the fire, and Kari, the wind. We dominate the world. I despise the weakness and devour you with dark waves. My daughters, waving and flowing, are dragging you down into the depths of forgetfulness, if you are not worthy of me. But if you show strength and courage, as the giants and the gods do, then be my guest and drink from my cauldron, just like the Aesir once did. Nobody can escape my judgment. Everything becomes me. Every drop of sweat in your effort, every heartbeat you shed, every river flows to me. Take the potion of power, for you are worthy to stand by my side. Skal!“
Gymir, the father of Tyr, the god of war, is known in Norse mythology as the giant and irascible god of the sea. Together with Gymir, Thor once caught the fabled Midgard Serpent - a sea serpent of divine descent who lived in the primeval ocean and spanned the whole world in its sheer size. The legend also says that Gymir had a big cauldron in which he brewed a drink for the Aisir gods. Historians have long assumed that the drink in kettle of the Gymir was just beer. But how plausible is it that a sea god who ruled the tides and had access to all the treasures of the sea offered his guests something as boring as plain beer? Our research has shown that the potion from the kettle of Gymir is the most precious treasure that the oceans have to offer. A treasure that is more precious than gold and jewels, as it does not bring wealth, but eternal health, efficiency, vitality and resilience against the afflictions of life. In particular, this resilience refers to the harsh demands of the daily battle against superhuman enemies and the cold, relentless steel of the weights in the torture chamber of iron, which mere mortals refer to as gym.
This mysterious potion consists of omega-3 fatty acids in their purest and most valuable form from the highest quality fish oil the oceans have to offer. Although this may sound trivial at first glance, your body could not survive for long without these valuable substances. Without sufficient quantities of this gift of the gods, you would only be a shadow of yourself that could neither think clearly nor show superhuman powers in the gym or on the battlefield. You would only vegetate as you would be vulnerable to the scourges and diseases of our decadent modern society and the effects of aging, while being tormented by the pain of your damaged and worn joints. Once you realize this, you know what the most precious treasure of a god of the seas really is.
But what distinguishes the potion of Gymir from the simple cod liver oil that every fisherman can sell you? The secret is the extremely high content of valuable EPA and DHA omega-3 fatty acids - the only omega-3 fatty acids that can be used by your body. While ordinary fish oil contains just 25% of these valuable fatty acids, Gymir's potion contains 75% EPA and DHA - more than any other fish oil product can offer. This means that you only need to swallow one-third of the amount of capsules, that you need to consume less extra fat, and that the risk of an unpleasant fishy aftertaste tends to be close to zero.
But how did Gymir know the secret of this extremely concentrated source of the most valuable omega-3 fatty acids the oceans have to offer? We can only speculate about that. The "Song of Hymir", which belongs to the Northern Edda, gives us a hidden clue. It tells us that Thor wanted to kill the Midgard Serpent with his magic hammer Mjölnir when he went fishing with Gymir. But Gymir capped the leash with which Thor had captured this mythical sea serpent, thus allowing this beast to escape. We suspect that this secret was a gift of gratitude by this sea serpent, who was actually one of the mighty enemies of the world ...
Omega 3 fatty acids are so-called essential fatty acids, your body needs on a daily basis to survive. A your body can not produce these essential fatty acids by itself, they have to be supplied regularly via the diet or in the form of supplements.
Your body needs omega-3 fatty acids for a variety of different important purposes. Omega-3 fatty acids are important building blocks of the membrane of each of your body's cells, and without omega-3 fatty acids, neither repair of damaged cells nor the formation of new cells, e.g. muscle cells would be possible. Omega-3 fatty acids are also needed for many important body processes including protein synthesis, muscle growth, endogenous hormone production, cell metabolism, an adequate lubrication of your joints, and a proper immune system function.
In addition, omega-3 fatty acids are needed as precursors for the production of endogenous anti-inflammatory pain killers, also known as prostaglandins. These prostaglandins promote and accelerate your post-workout recovery and can reduce workout-induced joint pain.
In addition, omega-3 fatty acids possess a variety of different health benefits that include promoting and protecting a healthy cardiovascular system, improving your insulin sensitivity and improving your physical and mental performance. And since omega-3 fatty acids can aid and accelerate your fat loss, it is not particularly far-fetched to say that omega-3 fatty acids can help to protect us from the negative side effects of an unhealthy lifestyle that is so prevalent in our decadent, sedentary society. If you take a closer look at this list of benefits and important functions you will find many aspects that are critically important for any fearless fighter and hard working strength athlete. If your diet lacks omega-3 fatty acids, each of these important functions, processes and properties can and will be more or less affected, which will noticeably affect your physical and mental performance as well as your well-being.
As you may have realized after reading the last section, an inadequate omega-3 intake may severely affect your physical and mental performance and prevent you from becoming the superior and victorious Nordic warrior you could be. But how likely is it that you get optimal amounts of this vital elixir? Probably less than you may think.
Omega-3 fatty acids are only found in a few foods. These include fatty fish, various vegetable oils, nuts and seeds, and meat from grass fed cattle. Because omega-3 fatty acids from plant sources can only be converted in minuscule amounts into the omega-3 fatty acids EPA and DHA your body needs, and it may not be very likely that to eat enough beef from grass-fed cattle to cover your omega 3 needs, only fat fish will remain as a viable natural source of omega-3 fatty acids. And indeed, the majority of health professionals believe that most people who do not eat (fat) fish at least once or twice a week may not consume enough omega-3 fatty acids.
Another factor that can increase your need for omega-3 fatty acids is the consumption of large amounts of animal foods, as it is common amongst most Nordic warriors and strength athletes. Animal fat is rich in omega-6 fatty acids and although these fatty acids belong to the group of essential fatty acids, too, larger amounts will be pro-inflammatory and may therefore promote joint pain and affect your recovery.
In order to neutralize these pro-inflammatory effects, it is important to consume enough omega-3 fatty acids, with the ratio of consumed omega-6 fatty acids to consumed omega-3 fatty acids being the deciding factor. A ratio of 3:1 to 5:1 would be desirable, but in reality a ratio in the range of 20:1 or above will be much more common. In other words, you should eat the more omega 3 fatty acids, the more animal fat you eat.
All of this may sound complicated and confusing, but the good news is that with the help of our highly concentrated Gymir, you can meet your need for these important essential omega-3 fatty acids with the help of a few easy to swallow capsules each day without having to think about this topic any more.
Use the potion of Gymir - the mighty Giant of the Oceans - to be victorious in the toughest Battles against the most brutal Opponents and the heaviest Weights.
In addition to all the benefits of omega-3 fatty acids for all (Nordic) warriors and iron warriors already mentioned above, we would like to highlight another asset that can significantly increase your fighting power and perseverance. An optimal supply of omega-3 fatty acids will result in a scenario where your body will increasingly use fatty acids for fuel. Not only will this give you a harder and more defined body that will intimidate any opponent by its fearsome appearance alone, but will also spare your precious muscle glycogen stores. The latter means that you can perform for longer with more power and energy before fatigue will set in, and this can make all the difference between glorious victory and inglorious defeat.
And while we are talking about crucial advantages during hard fights and brutal workouts, we should not forget that the omega-3 fatty acids EPA and DHA contained in Gymir's potion can help to relieve persistent joint pain that may be limiting your fighting ability and flexibility – this pain will no longer hinder you during the most brutal and intense battles. Thanks to the powers of the potion of Gymir you will truly become an invincible fighter who knows no pain nor fear.
Of course, no Nordic warrior fears death - quite the contrary: the ultimate goal is to die a heroic death in battle. A true heroic Northman fears nothing more than to pass away because of infirmities and illnesses, and to die a dishonourable death in bed.
Of course, even the potion of Gymir potion will not make you immortal, nor give you eternal youth, but it can help you to stay healthy to save you from an honourless death. Cardiovascular disease is one of the worst scourges of our decadent, pleasure-loving society, and is causing more deaths than all the swords of brutal enemies in the world combined. The good news is that the omega-3 fatty acids contained in Gymir can help you avoid this fate by delivering many qualities that can reduce the risk of heart attack or other cardiovascular disease by 30 to 70%. This includes lower cholesterol levels, improved blood fat levels, lower blood pressure and a reduced risk of thrombosis.
But for a true Nordic warrior the idea of a slow decay of his mental and physical abilities is even more fearsome than dying of disease or old age in bed. What could be worse for a heroic fighter than to become a trembling, frail, drooling and babbling wreckage that arouses pity and disgust in every viewer.
But even here the potion of Gymir can help you. The contained omega-3 fatty acids will promote the maintenance of a healthy brain function and can even protect against the development of degenerative brain diseases such as Alzheimer's disease and dementia to a certain extent. In addition, they can slow down some aspects of your body's aging process by preventing telomere inside your cells from shortening, which will make your DNA less susceptible to mutation and degenerative damage as it ages.
Of course, we realize that a true Nordic warrior would never think of running a contest preparation diet, only to dance around half-naked in front of a large audience on stage in a ridiculous string thong. On the other hand, one should not underestimate how much more formidable and awe-inspiring a muscle-bound fighter will be when his muscles are not hidden under slabs of fat – we for our part have never have any representation of a Nordic god or warrior with a fat beer belly. If you want to achieve this chiselled physical appearance of a Nordic god, the omega-3 fatty acids contained in Gymir's potion may help you to reach this goal much faster. As scientific research has shown, omega-3 fatty acids can increase your fat loss by 2 to 4 pounds within 4 weeks. This is attributed to the fact that these fatty acids will induce an increased use of body fat for fuel. In addition to this, they will improve your body’s insulin sensitivity and this can prevent strong blood sugar fluctuations and related cravings - and as you may know, hunger can be the worst enemy of your fat loss efforts.
And even though Nordic warriors and ancient Teutons are said to have attached great importance to the appearance of their hair, we will not go into greater detail here on the fact that omega-3 fatty acids can promote a neat appearance of skin and hair...
Viking, take 2 softgels twice daily with a meal and swallow them with plenty of fluid.